Keep Kangaroos and Loopholing Idiots off my Flight's please

Keep Kangaroos and Loopholing Idiots off my Flight's please

Give somebody an inch and they take a mile, right? Well, you give travelers support dogs and they want the whole animal kingdom. This is one of those topics that is touchy, as the intention of a support animal, as the internet tells me, is to help those with mental disabilities through comfort and companionship. The problem is, just like anything else, people left and right have taken advantage of the rule simply to avoid pet care expenses while they travel, like this asshole who tried to get his/her emotional support peacock on his/her flight out of Newark.

Half-Baked Take: Roger Goodell vs. Adam Silver

Half-Baked Take: Roger Goodell vs. Adam Silver

Sometimes, and in this case "sometimes" directly refers to the last hour I've sat in this piece of shit Amazon Prime suggested office chair (now rotating stool) that snapped in half the first time I leaned back, I have an idea, I start a blog, and zero words come out. It's like whiskey dick for a writer. To counter, I sometimes play a little word association, or to keep up with the metaphor, I word fluff. Join me.

Why even Ants are tougher in the Concrete Jungle that is Bogota

Why even Ants are tougher in the Concrete Jungle that is Bogota

Bogota, from my perspective, was a tough city to penetrate. Its big city vibes reminded me of Miami, with its diverse graphical representation across elements of the city – graffiti everywhere, unique building designs, and art and museums in random corners. The people, in regular places, are harsh and unwilling to compromise with an English speaker. Honestly, I don’t think they receive too many tourists. Bogota is a place for work, for grinding, for focusing on the task at hand, not babying an outsider into enjoying their concrete jungle.

Sunday is “America’s Team” vs. “Sports Satan” According to VICE, I Disagree

Sunday is “America’s Team” vs. “Sports Satan” According to VICE, I Disagree

NFL Conference Championship Football. I'm not used to this concept. I'm from South Florida, so I'm likelier to wake up in a bubble bath with Donald and Hillary playing footsie underwater and exchanging pleasantries via blackberry email over Big Mac's and mimosa's than I am to attend an AFC Championship involving my Dolphins. Most of us enjoy the contests casually, not everyone though. Apparently, some put their Big-J Journalist hats on and turn into Fireball Mario (or Maria) on Bath Salts tossing ridiculous, over-the-top, liquid-hot-magma takes aimlessly in every direction.

Cartagena The Real Pirates of the Caribbean

Cartagena The Real Pirates of the Caribbean

Colombia's gateway to the Caribbean. Full of flavor, characters and colorful architecture. 

You see that's what I was told. And I’m sure anybody visiting Cartagena and only staying in Getsamani, a district of Cartagena would say. 

Before you read any deeper and before I explore more into my repulsion of Cartagena I should tell you that I was there to do business be that illegal business. 

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